let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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