We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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