lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i came on her dog
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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