wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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