There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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