he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
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At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
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