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I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
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