Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
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So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex