I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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