she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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