didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
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