No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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