yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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