she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
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Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
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I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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