She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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