she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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