Sponge bath it is.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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