Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
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Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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