I wish my penis had an off switch
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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