I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
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I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
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