I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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