I cockslap morals
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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