So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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