So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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