My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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