He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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