Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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