Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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