i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
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I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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