whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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