we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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