I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
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We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.