I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.