I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
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it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
My vagina just clenched in fear
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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