That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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