thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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