Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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