Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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