What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
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Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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