Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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