When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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