I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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