Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
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I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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