Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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