I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
She has the best kind of daddy issues
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Damn victory sex feels great
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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