Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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