I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
where are my eyebrows?
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