he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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