dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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