So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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