Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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