I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
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This is the prime rib incident all over again
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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