you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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