Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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