Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Are we still banned from the library?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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