Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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